WHITE STRAIGHT MEN LIKE ME…

Happy Mithras, lovelies! WHITE STRAIGHT MEN LIKE ME SHOULD STFU – Download HERE. The sad thing about funding TWO books on Unbound in fewer than two years, is it becomes a lot harder to keep a personal blog going when you're having to blog literally every single week to get projects off the ground –…

SOUPY TWISTS! Fourth Bit

You will have heard by now the horrible news that I've apparently written a rather good book – so good, Unbound have delayed it until 2018 to try and give it maximum coverage. I'm thinking of becoming a security guard to survive until then. But for now, here's the latest digest of Soupy activity... 17)…

Bath Plug Award 2017: BAZ!

Well, another Bath Comedy Festival tucks itself up in bed, and levity flies from the city once again for another year. This was a particularly light year for me, as my usual multiple duties mainly boiled down to just performing at Moles club on Sunday 9th, for this year's FUNNY NOISES: MY LOVELY HORSE! True, a…

SOUPY TWISTS! Third Bit

More updates on SOUPY TWISTS: Digested and excreted for your pervy pleasure! Now read on, dot dot dot… 9) Since You Have Been Kind Enough Never To Be Peter Sissons... Sirs and Madams, I am chastened and bowed – ever the men and women of affairs, you have reminded us all, ALL, of our duty. A Fry &…

UPDATE: HALLOWE’EN ON JEKYLL ISLAND

“Unless, of course, I’m absolutely entirely wrong, again.”

To be fair, it’s still a remake – they just went with Brexit’s ‘DICKS ARE RUNNING EVERYTHING’ finale instead.

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HAPPY HALLOWE’EN, SOUPY TWISTERS!

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I am actually IN America (The States) as the holiday comes around (so don’t throw me out of a window, Stephen and Hugh), and sadly, with that reference, I’ve already used up the best Fry & Laurie video for Hallowe’en in the text above, but to celebrate us hitting a wonderful 111%, here’s a bonus slice of young Gelliant Gutfright to enjoy this sizzling Samhain…

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I was over in the US performing some silly Limey-Yank themed shows with the shamingly musically gifted Michaele Hannemann, and here, if you have insensitive ears and wish to grab a bit of spooky Halloween mood, is a heavily condensed Best Of Thing. With Soupy Twists! references at about the halfway point..!

JEM ROBERTS: HALLOWEEN ON JEKYLL ISLAND!

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(I’ll probably only leave it up for a few days, fill your booties…)

But now, forgive me. Having been mooching around…

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SOUPY TWISTS! Second Bit

Having neglected my own blog for a long time, here's a digest of all the activity which has ensured my fourth book, SOUPY TWISTS: The official story of the sophisticated silliness of Fry & Laurie is going to be a reality next year! Now read on, dot dot dot... OH GIVE THE MAN A BLOODY…

SPREADING 72 BAPS FOR VICTORIA

  AN AUDIENCE WITHOUT VICTORIA WOOD An evening of very funny songs and sketches, in aid of Victoria's chosen charities. Widcombe Social Club, Bath Saturday 28th May, 8pm "If there's a noisy party going on in the block, I don't complain, I just zip up me cocktail slacks & get over there & get frigging.…

THE BATH PLUG AWARD

Happy springtime! That most insanely stressful time of my year, thanks to the Bath Comedy Festival, now entering its... what? 8th year you say? That sounds about right, and I've put together shows for all of them. In fact, thanks to working on my first book at the time, I'd semi-retired from performing when the…