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Friday 3 June     BATH FRINGE SHOW    The Old Theatre Royal, Bath
Saturday 9 April     FUNNY NOISES 2022     The Bell Inn, Bath

MAKING NOISES SINCE at least 2000…

Besides The Unrelated Family, and wasting everyone’s time with Unrehearsed Theatre, I have been performing comedy all over the shop since graduating in 2000, including shows at The Brighton Festival and Bath Comedy Festival, plus Edinburgh once, I seem to recall, and at venues around the capital and the South West. I’ve been a solo performer since the middle of the last decade, and was happily inveigled into Neo-Burlesque shows by the incredible Gemma Sheree sometime in 2010.

I specialise in musical filth, of course, as with The Unrelated Family, but the joy this brings to the glittery world of burlesque beats the old scraping-together-expenses-by-playing-to-a-gaggle-of-dead-goth-students world of the pub comedy circuit any day! I’ve also been known to compére shows with great aplomb when the fancy takes me – just give me a shout to hear current rates of remuneration…


This may also be the appropriate juncture to mention that I have recorded 4 ‘studio’ albums as well, which can be ascertained by the truly determined. They include…

• ‘Songs To Listen To Music By’ (2007)


Packed with rudimentary covers, like all good debut albums, plus original golden foldies ‘I Got A Thing’ and ‘I’ve Seen You Nude’…

• ‘100% Balls’ (2009)


Which harboured fewer covers, plus all-time non-hits ‘Too Sad To Wank’, ‘I’m Not A Fan’ and ‘She’s a Lady (Of A Sort)’…

• ‘Keeping The Zeitgeist At Arm’s Length’ (2011)


Flaunting the failed musical excesses of ‘At Least I’m Not A Tory’, ‘The Garboldisham Strangler’, ‘Send The English Back’, ‘Jeremy Kyle’, ‘We Gotta Swing’, ‘Nice Cup of Tea Blues’ and sadly many, many more…

• ‘WSMLMSJSTFU’ (2017)


After SEVEN YEARS, I felt the need for a psychological clear-out, so ‘released’ my 4th album, WHITE STRAIGHT MEN LIKE ME SHOULD JUST STFU! It’s available in all bad dreams.


Thursday 2 April     FUNNY NOISES 2020     The Bell Inn, Bath
Saturday 4 April     UNREHEARSED SKETCHBAG     The Bell Inn, Bath
Sunday 5 April     NEIL INNES     Widcombe Social Club, Bath
Saturday 25 April     THE NERK TWINS TRIBUTE: FAB FOOLS     Fox & Hounds, Caversham
July     FOLK ‘N’ FUNNY 2020     Hedgemead Park, Bath



The Bell NYE Party Sunday 31st December

31st October THE UNREHEARSED HAUNTING The Bell, Bath

Saturday 21st September 4pm TALES OF BRITAIN The Unicorn, Canterbury

Saturday 24th August 4.30pm TALES OF BRITAIN Edinburgh Fringe – Scott Monument

Saturday 10th August TALE OF BRITAIN Cardiff City Centre

Saturday 29th June TALES OF BRITAIN Winsham

Saturday 15th June TALES OF BRITAIN LIVE Ludlow Fringe

Sunday 8th June 4pm THE BELL INN, BATH

Saturday 1st June TALES OF BRITAIN The Festival of Nature, Bath

Saturday 25th May SHINDIG WEEKENDER Gilcombe Farm, Somerset


Sunday 7th April  FUNNY NOISES 2019 The Bell, Bath


Saturday 30th March TALES OF BRITAIN: BATH LAUNCH Widcombe Social Club

Monday 25th March TALES OF BRITAIN: LONDON LAUNCH Owl & Hitchhiker

Sunday 13th January SOUPY TWISTS LIVE Walcot House, Bath

Sunday 13th January CHORTLE BOOK FEST The British Library, London



The Bell NYE Party Monday 31st December

Friday 21st December BELLA CIELO The Bell, Bath

Saturday 15th December YULE TALES OF BRITAIN The Bell, Bath

Wednesday 31st October UNREHEARSED DR JEKYLL & MR HYDE The Bell, Bath

Saturday 27th October, 4pm HALLOWEEN TALES OF BRITAIN Ring O’ Bells, Bath

Saturday 15th September TALES OF BRITAIN The Inn at Freshford

Wednesday 12th September SOUPY TWISTS LAUNCH The Crown Tavern, Clerkenwell

Thursday 23rd August TALES OF BRITAIN Edinburgh Fringe, Waverley Bar

Saturday 11th August FOLK & FUNNY 6 St James’ Wine Vaults, Bath

Saturday 11th August TALES OF BRITAIN Bath Folk Festival, St James’ Wine Vaults Bath

Saturday 28th June TALES OF BRITAIN Ludlow Fringe

Saturday 9th June UNREHEARSED KING LEAR Victoria Park, Bath

Wednesday 6th June TALES OF BRITAIN Bodmin Museum, Cornwall

Saturday 26th May SHINDIG WEEKENDER Gilcombe Farm

Saturday 13th April UNREHEARSED HOILY GRAIL The Bell, Bath

Sunday 8th April  FUNNY NOISES 2018 Moles Club, Bath

Saturday 7th April TALES OF BRITAIN: COMEDY SPECIAL Widcombe Social Club



31st December – NEW YEAR’S EVE, The Bell Inn, Bath

15th December – YULE TALES OF BRITAIN LIVE, The Bell Inn, Bath

October – TALES OF BRITAIN LIVE, The Rondo Theatre, Bath

September 27th – IGLOO LIVE, Abbey Hotel, Bath

Saturday 12th August – Folk N Funny 5, The White Hart, Widcombe

Saturday 29th July – Igloo Live, Abbey Hotel, Bath 

Saturday 1st July, 2pm – TALES OF BRITAIN, The Blue Boar Inn, Ludlow

Saturday 24th June – The Bandstand at GLASTONBURY 2017

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Saturday 27th May – SHINDIG WEEKENDER

Friday 28th April, 7pm SPEAKEASY SPOKEN WORD The Bladud, Bath

Sunday 9th April, 6pm – FUNNY NOISES 2017



31st December, 9pm – NEW YEAR’S SHINDIG at The Bell Inn, Bath

18th December, 6pm – THE 6TH BATH GODLESS XMAS CAROL SERVICE Molloy’s, Bath BA1 1HQ http://www.molloysbath.co.uk

12 November, 8pm – 50 GARTH St James’ Wine Vaults, Bath

28th October 7pm – HALLOWEEN AT JEKYLL ISLAND The Beach House, 701 N. Beachview Dr, Jekyll Island, GEORGIA USA 31527 http://www.jibeachhouse.com

25th October 6pm – JEM & MICHAELE HANNEMANN Echo Oceanfront Restaurant

101 Downing St, St. Simon’s Island, GA 31522 http://www.echostsimons.com

23rd October 6pm – JEM & MICHAELE HANNEMANN Tipsy McSway’s Neighborhood Bar & Grill 1414 Newcastle St, Brunswick, GEORGIA USA 31520 http://www.tipsymcsways.com


28th August 3pm – TALES OF BRITAIN – Bath Cats & Dogs Home Fete

14th August 5pm – FOLK N FUNNY 4 – Bath Folk Festival

14th August 3pm – TALES OF BRITAIN – Bath Folk Festival

13th August 11am – LIVE ON BBC BRISTOL

27th June, 6pm – DOUGLAS ADAMS: THE FROOD – Oldham Central Library

26th June, 3pm – TALES OF BRITAIN – The Sitting Room, Ludlow

24th June, 8pm – SONGS THAT DO EVENTUALLY STOP – The Sitting Room, Ludlow

11th June, 8pm – DULCIE DEMURE’S FINAL BOW – Trowbridge

29th May, 4pm – SHINDIG WEEKENDER – A field near Bath

28th May, 8pm – AN AUDIENCE WITHOUT VICTORIA WOOD – Widcombe Social Club, Bath

21st May, 8pm – CABARET & CANAPES – Weston-super-Mare

3rd April – THE COMIC STRIP PRESENTS CELEBRATION, The Little Theatre Cinema, Bath

2nd April, 7pm – FUNNY NOISES. Moles Club, Bath

11th March, 7pm – DOUGLAS ADAMS IN THE 21ST CENTURY, Highgate Cemetery

19th Feb, 8pm – I’M SORRY I’LL READ THAT AGAIN AGAIN, Cheltenham.

24th Jan, 1pm – The Best of the Playgroup, The Bell Inn, Bath

5th January, 7pm – UNREHEARSED TWELFTH NIGHT. The Love Lounge, The Bell Inn, Bath.



31st December, 10pm – NEW YEAR’S EVE AT THE BELL INN, BATH

18th December, 8pm – SSSHHH BURLESQUE! Bridgwater, Somerset

17th December, 8pm – UNREHEARSED BLACKADDER IN BETHLEHEM. The Bell Inn, Bath

13th December, 6pm – BRIGHTON GODLESS CAROL SERVICE. Blue Man, Brighton

5th December, 6pm – BATH GODLESS CAROL SERVICE, St James’ Wine Vaults, Bath

7th November – THE FROOD: DOUGLAS ADAMS IN THE 21ST CENTURY, Chortle Book Fest


10th October, 8pm – THE FROOD at The Sitting Rooms, Blue Boar, Ludlow

6th October, 8pm – LITERARY DEATHMATCH, Southbank Centre, London

1st October, 7.30pm – UNREHEARSED BACK TO THE FUTURE, The Bell, Bath

27th September, 6pm – TALES OF BRITAIN storytelling session, GPT Smokehouse, Bath

19th September – Club Paradis, Chapel Arts Centre, Bath

30th August – Valleyfest, Chew Valley, some minor tent…!

16th August, 6pm – FOLK ‘n’ FUNNY 3 for The Bath Folk Festival, with The Unrelated Family and special guests. The Bell Inn, Bath

2nd August, 11am – BRISTOL SUNDAY ASSEMBLY, The Trinity Centre. A talk on ‘Douglas Adams in the 21st Century’.

20th June, 3pm – UNREHEARSED ALICE IN WONDERLAND, The Bell Courtyard, Bath

3rd June, 8pm – Smarme’s Arms, Bath Fringe

23rd May – Douglas Adams Tribute for Bath Fringe, The Nest, Bath

21st May – #BeatAllMen at The Bell Inn, Bath

7th May – Anti-Tory Playgroup at The Bell Inn, Bath

5th April, 5pm – Live on stage with Terry Jones, The Little Theatre Cinema, Bath

4th April, 5pm – Live on stage with Helen Lederer, Bath Cricket Club

4th April, 1pm – UNREHEARSED LIFE OF BRIAN, The Bell Courtyard, Bath

2nd April, 9pm – THE UNRELATED FAMILY at Comedy Playgroup for the Bath Comedy Festival, The Bell Inn.

1st April, 7pm – Bath Comedy Festival Variety Show, St. James’ Wine Vaults, Bath

26th March, 8pm – COMIC NOISES, The Bell, Bath

18th March, 8pm – SPEECH BUBBLE for BBC Radio Bristol, Smoke & Mirrors

13th March, 9pm – Acoustic Playgroup, The Bell, Bath

28th February – Comic Relief Marathon for Fubar Radio, Pleasance Theatre, London

27th February – Unrehearsed Star Wars, The Bell, Bath

13th February – Playgroup, The Bell, Bath


New Year’s, 12.12AM – Heaven & Hell Shindig at Walcot


Sunday 14th December – Douglas Adams Retrospective, BFI, London

Wednesday 26th November – London Calling…!

Saturday 10th November – THE FROOD event at Chortle Book Fest with Toby Longworth, The London Irish Centre, Camden.

Saturday 1st November – Shindig Halloween, Bristol.

Thursday 30th October – UNREHEARSED FRANKENSTEIN at The Bell Inn, Bath

Friday 24th October – THE FROOD Ross-On-Wye Event, Rossiter Books, Ross-on-Wye

Saturday 4th October – THE FROOD Cheltenham Literary Festival Event (afternoon)

Thursday 25th September – THE FROOD Cambridge Event, Heffers, Cambridge

Wednesday 24th September – THE FROOD Bath Event, Toppings, Bath

Tuesday 23rd September – THE FROOD London Event, Foyles, London

15th August, 7.30 PM – FOLK ‘N’ FUNNY 2 for Bath Folk Festival 2014, GPT Smokehouse – FREE!

19th July          Bristol Harbour Festival – Secret Gardens of Wapping Wharf

1st June         Sunrise Festival, Chepstow 3pm

27th May          Bath Komedia

25th May           Bath Spiegeltent, 2pm, Bath Fringe Festival

24th May          Weston-super-Mare Burlesque

21st May          Bath Labour Party Fundraising Event, The Rondo Theatre

9th April          Dyrham Park, Somerset

5th April          SONGS THAT DO EVENTUALLY STOP, St James’ Wine Vaults, Bath.Bath Comedy Festival, pure filth, 7pm, only £3!

3rd April          Bath Comedy Festival Playgroup, Comedy Special, The Love Lounge, The Bell Inn 

27th March          Bath Comedy Festival Playgroup, Funny Song Special, The Bell Inn, Bath

3rd March           Showcase Playgroup, The Nest, Bath

24th February          The Groovy Quarter, Bournemouth

16th January          Blind Tiger Playgroup, The Love Lounge, The Bell Inn, Bath

9th January          Blind Tiger Playgroup, The Love Lounge, The Bell Inn, Bath



21st December          Club Paradis, Chapel Arts, Bath

19th December 3rd Annual God-Free Carol Service, The Bell, Bath

31st October          Unrehearsed Dracula, The Bell, Bath

28th October           Musical Showcase, The Bell, Bath

3rd October          The Love Lounge, Bath

24th September          Leaf, Liverpool L1

19th September          The Love Lounge, The Bell In, Bath

31st August          The Salisbury Club, Bath

17th August          Bath Folk Festival: FOLK ‘N’ FUNNY, St James’ Wine Vaults, Bath

15th August          Blind Tiger Playgroup, The Bell Inn, Bath

7th August          The Lazy Dog, Bristol

12th July          Comedy Combo at The Cube, Bristol

19th June          Up In The Gallery, St James’ Wine Vaults, Bath

19th May          The Unrelated Family Geeky Noises, Moles CLub, Bath

3rd May          Burlesque, Weston super Mare

5th April          The Unrelated Family: Comic Noises, The Bell, Bath (Bath Comedy Festival)

13th April          Very Good Acts Night, The Bell Inn, Bath

23rd March          Lux-de-Ville Burlesque, Westway Cinema, Frome

14th February          Valentine’s Burlesque, Three Horseshoes, Bradford-on-Avon

2nd February          Jason’s Birthday, with Bob Mills, Kelvin Studios, Bristol

3rd January          Blind Tiger Playgroup, The Love Lounge, The Bell Inn, Bath


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